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Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 10:05pm - misc - by otter - United States (Washington)
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 3:31pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States
Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States
Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
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Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States
Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)
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