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Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. 30 minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by savanna (woman) - United States
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 2:57am - kids - by ChampionshipVinyl - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 12:35am - health - by logkitty - United States (California)
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)
Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)
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