About heylilyhey : Pokémon showdown :) Haha if you don't know what that is then you're probably thinking that I'm a huge nerd. But w/e! My name is Lily and I'm an artist slash student. Don't use bad grammar around me or I'll murder you.
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Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML
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On 09/20/2012 at 5:34pm - health - by fuckalltwitardsintheface (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 6:39pm - work - by me - United States
Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 4:34pm - animals - by badwolf (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by larSON5 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 3:48am - misc - by Embarrassed - Australia (South Australia)
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
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On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm - work - by News-print Face Kate - United Kingdom
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by lostforlife - United States (Maine)
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 10:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
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On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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