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heylesha
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, I received a notice that if I don't move the abandoned vehicle from outside my house it will be repossessed at my expense. My car isn't abandoned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35112) - you deserved it (3282)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:29am - misc - by CrappyCar (woman) - United States

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22891) - you deserved it (15247)

On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23643) - you deserved it (4723)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)



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