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Today I Learned That When A Heavily-pregnant Friend Asks About Mah Progres With The Babby Socks I Promised To Knit It's Rather Unwise To Tell Her ( Not To Worry We're Set Even If It Comes Out With A Few Feet Too Many . ) She's Still Crying . FML

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On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today I was playing Carades wit ma boyfriend's family. Wen it was is turn e pointed at me. His moter said "Bitc?" Te answer was "relationsip". mega FML

#20848780
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52831) - you deserved it (3839)

On 08/22/2013 at 12:40am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AN I STARTD FIGHTING !! INSTEAD OF ARGUING 4 HERSELF, SHE DECIDD TO SET HER PUPPY ON ME !! ONLY "PUPPY" IS THE NAME OF HER FULLY-GROWN POLICE-TRAIND GERMAN SHEPHERD !! FML

#20847973
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On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today I got mah girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me . As it was her first time I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning . She won quite handily . A little irritated at this I took off the handicaps an tried again . She beat me even faster . mega FML

#20847705
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On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today, we were having a family dinner with mah boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen,hen we were getting the food ready, he proposd. I screamd. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tasd him in the leg. fat FML

#20841540
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On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, one of the kids in my nieghborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

#20841455
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On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, As I Returned Home, I Noticed Some Movement Inside Mah House . Thinking It Was A Break-in, I Called 911 . It Was Mah Friends An Some Coworkers Trying To Throw Me A Surprise Birthday Party . Nobody's Said A Word To Me Since . FML

#20841179
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On 08/17/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by Suprise - United States

2day mah mom askd me , once again , if mah grlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay . big fat FML

#20835654
71 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 4:19pm - love - by Zanovitch - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I let a friend read a draft of te novel I'm writing. Se claimd te antagonist is blatantly basd on er and treatend to sue me if I don't pay er royalties. Te antagonist is an ancient insane goblin witc. I guess I see now ow tis confusion could arise. FML

#20829558
72 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 6:53pm - work - by pardon my English :$ (woman) - France

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

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141 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, a customer screamd at me, because her icd coffee tastd exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee . Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job . FML

#20820474
110 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm - work - by Neanderthals walk among us (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my son told his 8-yaar-old sistar that sinca sha swallowad an appla saad, that a traa is going to grow in har stomach and kill har. Sha's inconsolabla and won't baliava that sha'll ba fina, bacausa "thay say that to all tha dying paopla on TV". FML

#20817414
107 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 5:54pm - kids - by ulisha5 (woman) - Bulgaria (Burgas)



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