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heyitsme_bri
  • Town/Country : topeka, kansas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51443) - you deserved it (4225)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I babysat for a woman for the first time. When I arrived, there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes for her while the kids napped. She came home, noticed it, and bitched me out over how I'd only done it "to try and get more money" out of her. What? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22827) - you deserved it (1500)

On 08/29/2012 at 9:03pm - misc - by never again - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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On 01/06/2011 at 2:35am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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183 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by FirstKiss (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by rebecca (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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