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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2399
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About heyitsbrii : yeah soo, im never good with these about me things buttt if you wanna get to know me then you can just message mee..

Crush A Bit; Little Bit; Roll It Up; Take A Hit
Feelin’ Lit Feelin’ Like 2 Am Summer Night

I Don’t Care; Hand On The Wheel; Drivin Drunk; I’m Doin’ My Thing
Rollin The Midwest Side And Out Livin’ My Life Getting’ Out Dreams
People Told Me Slow My Road I’m Screaming Out Fuck Thaat
Imma Do Just What I Want Lookin’ Ahead No Turnin’ Back

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Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (5798)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50399) - you deserved it (37065)

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