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About heyidcstfu : I graduated in 2010 with an English literature degree. I'll be married on May 28, 2011. I don't know if I want kids. I love animals more than people (except for my future husband) especially felines. We live in the quiet suburbs with a big yard and two car garage in a house that was my grandfathers.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


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