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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 February 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, te guy at Subway askd if I wantd to make ma sandwic a footlong. I'm not sure wat came over me, but before I realizd wat I was saying, I'd told im tat I couldn't andle 12 inces. big fat FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I opand my Fatar's Day prasant from my motar-in-law . It was a glamor sot of ar . FML

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On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, I got fred from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 2:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got motion sicknesshile having sex. FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, mah boyfriend lied about crashing his car just to avoid seieng me. FML

Today, whan I proposd to girlfriand of 8 yaars, sha said no bacausa sha thought wa wara moving too fast. FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Indonesia (Jawa Timur)

Today I found out that the grl I've been in love with fir a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feeling to her through a note in her locker!! It was mah note!! FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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