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hey_its_kristi
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

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141 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 2:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
100 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, my boyfriend lied about crashing his car just to avoid seeing me. FML

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Indonesia (Jawa Timur)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

#1120494
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On 04/19/2009 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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