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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About heyApiphany : Eh I don't know we can talk and you can decided for yourself d:

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Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20255) - you deserved it (43312)

On 07/16/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22779) - you deserved it (3951)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - intimacy - by lonewolf2701 - United States



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