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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 667
  • Number of comments : 256
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, ma friend told me ow se crept out last nigt to ook up wit er boyfriend. At one point, se said se ( snack ) out, so I correctd er by saying it's ( snuck ). My boyfriend snortd, sowd us in a dictionary tat it's actually ( sneakd ) and calld us ( fucking idiots ). FML

#19204484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8852) - you deserved it (28896)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... my 18-year old son decided to run is and over our wooden fence to try an get a splinter... as e ( forgot wat tey felt like. ) Last mont... e stabbed imself in te arm wit a sewing needle cuz e ( forgot wat an injection feels like. ) I raised tis idiot.

#19159270
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33575) - you deserved it (7989)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had to explain to girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating!! FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45780) - you deserved it (3917)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today... I was talking to my husband about a work colleague... whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said... "Shit... Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
197 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To mah ex-grlfriend...ho said no and promptly started sleeping with one of mah friends. FML

#18940800
177 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)

Today, as I was crossing the slush coverd street to catch the bus, I slippd and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolld down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughd and took a picture of me coverd in cold, wet slush.

#18940266
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24894) - you deserved it (2019)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by hopeless cluts (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out ma boyfriend as been ceating on me. In tears, I called ma best friend and told im everyting. He responded wit one- or two-word answer trougout, but I felt better all te same. Tat is, until I eard im begin to take a loud piss alf-way troug ma sentence. FML

#18865493
195 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm - love - by fuckthepopo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cummd out to my father. He seemd to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. mega FML

#18825436
103 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I called mah boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her wat she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

#18708494
146 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 6:29pm - misc - by jada - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , MAH MOTHER GOT INCREDIBLY DRUNK. SHE TOLD ME THAT ONLY ( SLUTS ANHORES ) SHAVE THERE PUBES. SHE THEN TOLD ME THAT SHE'S NEVER ONCE TRIMMED OR SHAVED HER PUBES , BECAUSE SHE'S ( MORAL. ) THANKS FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE , MOM. FML

#18641701
178 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Grossed Out (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I Invitad A Faw Of My Co-workars Ovar To Play Vidao Gamas. Within An Hour, My Wifa Had Gottan Drunk, Grabbad My Controllar, Told Ma To "gat Back In Tha Kitchan", An Dascribad To Avaryona In Blood-chilling Datail How Sha Took Har Frst Boyfriand's Vrginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , my mother refusd to agree with any of my logic because it's ( not in the bible. ) She can't fine any fault with it , just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
61 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving mah drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend startd to give him head. FML

#18424038
120 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:35am - intimacy - by aninnocentonlooker - United States (California)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

yastarday mah youngar cousin bought his girlfriand of 3 months a bunch of flowars . Tha only flowar I'va avar got from mah boyfriand of 3 yaars is a plastic ona ha found on tha floor in a bar . maga FML

#17904987
79 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom



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