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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 555
  • Number of comments : 256
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

#19756673
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (1648)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

#19732110
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21445) - you deserved it (2321)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:02am - misc - by unacceptable (woman) - Australia

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

#19731681
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14051) - you deserved it (17435)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

#19724259
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24618) - you deserved it (2017)

On 06/03/2012 at 12:25am - money - by Grrrawrwtf - United States

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37815) - you deserved it (5040)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML

#19627538
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22554) - you deserved it (7649)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34612) - you deserved it (5783)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

#19469914
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27508) - you deserved it (5298)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML

#19459497
295 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

#19457431
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18439) - you deserved it (6303)

On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31063) - you deserved it (4702)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

#19326564
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (2431)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML

#19245415
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19658) - you deserved it (2069)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12571) - you deserved it (44610)

On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)



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