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by somebody / 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by unacceptable / 06/04/2012 at 11:02am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by boohoo / 06/04/2012 at 8:45am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by Grrrawrwtf / 06/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Money
by maggierose171 / 05/19/2012 at 11:08am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML
by FML / 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm / Finland / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 6:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by caitlinz5 / 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Gayeveryday / 04/15/2012 at 12:12am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML
by rejected / 04/13/2012 at 1:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by questionmark707 / 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Confused / 03/23/2012 at 11:34am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
by busfail / 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 1:12pm / United States / Work
Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
by argh / 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…