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heroforhirex95
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2712
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heroforhirex95 : My name's Georgia. I like Batman. Talk to me if ya want, I enjoy conversation!

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Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

#21021762
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39475) - you deserved it (11031)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59763) - you deserved it (4364)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that mah new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML

#21021435
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44237) - you deserved it (5762)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - animals - by bird - United States (Michigan)

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

#21020996
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62128) - you deserved it (27016)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

My Girlfriend Sent Me A Link To A Vine Video In Which She Dumpd Me. FML

#21020871
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51172) - you deserved it (4060)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Jae_Hellyun (man) - United States

Today , I Had To Explain To One Of Mah High School Students That The Importance Of Pearl Harbor Was Not , In Fact , Cuz The Japanese Stole The US Pearl Supply. FML

#21020544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41653) - you deserved it (3589)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML

#21016204
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52797) - you deserved it (6031)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wrote a text to te guy I've ad a crus on fir two years. I typed "ey" and putted ma pone down, not ready to send it. A little wile later, I eard it buzz. Te reply said "Um... wat?" Apparently ma sister ad added "I'm a sitty prostitute" to ma text and sent it. FML

#21016150
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46685) - you deserved it (8214)

On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today, my fater took me out fir some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed wile still in te driveway, an I instinctively it te brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of te brakes, an ended up reversing straigt into our ouse, all wile my fater yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

#21014440
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38406) - you deserved it (16971)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today, I was T-bond at an intersection. My wife got pissd when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was daughter. FML

#21012945
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55395) - you deserved it (4934)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm - love - by Crashed - United States (Georgia)

Today , I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time mah ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. mega FML

#21012409
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50207) - you deserved it (11918)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, MAH WIFE GOT SO DRUNK SHE KISSD ANOTHER GUYHEN THE BALL DROPPD. MEGA FML

#21012251
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46064) - you deserved it (4952)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I ave to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession wit te guy from Harry Potter as crossd over into illegality. real FML

#21009908
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3136)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML

#21009159
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50710) - you deserved it (26330)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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