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heroforhirex95

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3660
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heroforhirex95 : My name's Georgia. I like Batman. Talk to me if ya want, I enjoy conversation!

Kik: batsyvaderx

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heroforhirex95's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

#18966700
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31885) - you deserved it (3864)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

#18965724
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29528) - you deserved it (2247)

On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45560) - you deserved it (3981)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28704) - you deserved it (9390)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (2941)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

#18960486
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29347) - you deserved it (5067)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43928) - you deserved it (3108)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

#18959231
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (4072)

On 01/31/2012 at 6:07am - health - by Arielle (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

#18958302
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24647) - you deserved it (4521)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

#18957870
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24014) - you deserved it (2773)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24361) - you deserved it (10195)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39904) - you deserved it (3171)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14608) - you deserved it (30399)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29680) - you deserved it (4030)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8179) - you deserved it (28276)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)



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