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heroforhirex95
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1933
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heroforhirex95 : My name's Georgia. I like Batman. Talk to me if ya want, I enjoy conversation!

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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (3804)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7282) - you deserved it (25945)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9730) - you deserved it (25728)

On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

#18838483
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21940) - you deserved it (4675)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25548) - you deserved it (7943)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41142) - you deserved it (9743)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27979) - you deserved it (8500)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

#17396996
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23970) - you deserved it (2968)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:14pm - kids - by SheaLili - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39813) - you deserved it (5978)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML

#14468099
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11049) - you deserved it (29082)

On 01/04/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by theatreluver (woman) - United States

Today, while working the cash register at my job, a little kid was running around with products while his mom was checking out. She told him she was going to give me his PSP if he didn't stop. He responded by throwing a bag of coffee beans at my face. I didn't even get to keep his PSP. FML

#13347486
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26629) - you deserved it (3729)

On 10/06/2010 at 9:15pm - kids - by BagelShmear - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29514) - you deserved it (10140)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

#8031607
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22924) - you deserved it (4760)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

#5924730
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10864) - you deserved it (30006)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

#5876001
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18737) - you deserved it (3100)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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