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heroforhirex95
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2896
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heroforhirex95 : My name's Georgia. I like Batman. Talk to me if ya want, I enjoy conversation!

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heroforhirex95's favorite FMLs

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

#21166318
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50328) - you deserved it (5258)

On 06/07/2014 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by yepintheladiesroom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML

#21131094
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41115) - you deserved it (4155)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

#21130490
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41378) - you deserved it (10529)

On 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm - health - by Numbass123 (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my coworkers decided to throw me a surprise baby shower. I'm not pregnant. FML

#21126521
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42938) - you deserved it (5179)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:58pm - work - by fat girl - United States (Alaska)

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML

#21126504
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54318) - you deserved it (3508)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

#21113538
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54347) - you deserved it (4926)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend. As we walked back home from the cinema, he was checking his phone, when suddenly someone grabbed it and ran off. I had to be the one to go run after the thug because my 23-year-old boyfriend froze on the spot, crying. FML

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48132) - you deserved it (12252)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

#21092367
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42038) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

#21086197
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41113) - you deserved it (8375) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML

#21081896
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54789) - you deserved it (5578)

On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

#21078597
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65338) - you deserved it (5138)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

#21068134
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50912) - you deserved it (9315)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (40663)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

#21062817
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22242) - you deserved it (56709)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)



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