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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4056
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heroforhirex95 : My name's Georgia. I like Batman. Talk to me if ya want, I enjoy conversation!

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heroforhirex95's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I could make more money being on welfare than I can at my current job. FML

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML


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On 08/14/2015 at 11:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML


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On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML


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On 06/27/2015 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML


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On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML


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On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 11:17am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML


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On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML


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On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML


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On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML


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On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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