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hermafadeer
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hermafadeer : I'm just your average socially awkward teen who spends his time alone on the computer wasting time talking to people who I've never met and never plan to meet.........sike I just don't give a f***

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Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11346) - you deserved it (29743)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (7980)

On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33839) - you deserved it (3295)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States



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