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herecomestheboom

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herecomestheboom

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About herecomestheboom : I am absolutely flawless, and perfect. - wasn't me
10/15/13
Back up off this profile because I am happily married to Logan Howell.

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Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51447) - you deserved it (4281)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40520) - you deserved it (3966)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41462) - you deserved it (3199)

On 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm - health - by half-dead in CA (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom stopped playing badminton with me because she claimed I was too aggressive. Apparently winning, playing by the rules, and smashing is considered aggressive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29221) - you deserved it (7143)

On 03/30/2014 at 10:44pm - misc - by moms a baby - United States (California)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37807) - you deserved it (14076)

On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML



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