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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49094) - you deserved it (5397)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:05am - love - by aasatt22 - United States (California)

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

#625298 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (111913) - you deserved it (12761)

On 03/26/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by Voice29 (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363053) - you deserved it (401399)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)