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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
by gibsonSG323 / 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
by CreepedOut / 03/09/2010 at 1:31am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 6:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by itsawonderfulife / 02/23/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by kiriakousauce21 / 02/15/2010 at 2:44am / Health
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by squishy / 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by muffingirl / 02/10/2010 at 7:30am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2010 at 1:58am / United States (Texas) / Love
by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by grrrr / 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm / United States / Kids
by eemp / 02/05/2010 at 12:01am / Miscellaneous