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by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
by ohno / 07/13/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
by brittbrat4 / 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by dee / 07/03/2011 at 1:36am / United States / Kids
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by wtfiswrongwithher / 05/07/2011 at 9:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
by Summer_Jane / 02/03/2011 at 5:40am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by unlucky dudebag / 01/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous