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by kise / 11/28/2012 at 1:20am / Health
by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably. FML
by radioinvader / 10/28/2012 at 8:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by bill / 10/24/2012 at 7:14am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 1:18am / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids
by Rochelle / 07/25/2012 at 2:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
by great / 07/20/2012 at 6:20am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
by mommabuser / 07/01/2012 at 11:59am / Animals
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
by sharkboy / 06/10/2012 at 10:33pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
by whattdafuuukkkk / 06/05/2012 at 7:56am / United States / Work
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids
- Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that when my dog curled up next to me on my bed, I got a boner.… Today, I was trying to be sexy for my boyfriend, but I slipped and bashed my face on the bad. Now I… Today, in a sleep-deprived rush, I went to use the washroom and refill a bottle of water. I somehow…