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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3934
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hennessy89 : I love to laugh. Especially at other people =)

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hennessy89's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

#7891851
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31956) - you deserved it (4293)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29073) - you deserved it (7591)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29196) - you deserved it (4534)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44391) - you deserved it (3731)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

#7493759
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11118) - you deserved it (42299)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML

#7263265
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21233) - you deserved it (2446)

On 01/10/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by CD (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

#7096414
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7240) - you deserved it (35185)

On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33072) - you deserved it (13527)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

#6691073
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9526) - you deserved it (35008)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after taking a sleep pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores including paying bills when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML

#6434122
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25385) - you deserved it (11501)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52348) - you deserved it (4274)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

#5482819
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36384) - you deserved it (3171)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40957) - you deserved it (2454)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

#5407615
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42317) - you deserved it (16564)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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