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  • Number of visits : 650
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44583) - you deserved it (3082)

On 11/26/2013 at 8:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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