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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 July 1995 (19 years)
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Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML

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156 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, I was in class an felt someting tugging on ma air . I tougt it was caugt on te cair, so I turned around a little to look . Te guy biend me was olding ma air an smelling it . He gave me a creepy smile, winked, an continued . FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I told mah fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said... "My dick loves yur mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, ma friend told me ow se crept out last nigt to ook up wit er boyfriend. At one point, se said se ( snack ) out, so I correctd er by saying it's ( snuck ). My boyfriend snortd, sowd us in a dictionary tat it's actually ( sneakd ) and calld us ( fucking idiots ). FML

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On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friend an I were playing football in te street, wen out of nowere a omeles man sucker punce me in te gut, grabs my football, an runs away lauging like a maniac.

#19177249
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On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have there "official licenses in muff diving". big fat FML

#19124149
381 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I took my girlfriend out fir a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came , we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I visitd the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which ld to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it causd a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infectd. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infectd asshole. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today, I ad to call AAA for te fift time in two monts. Wen te driver got out, I instantly recognizd im. It was te same guy wo elpd me out all te previous occasions. Wen e saw me, e snortd and doubld over lauging. FML

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On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY MY FRIEND'S KID CHASED ME WITH A RUSTY SHARP TENT PEG AND THREATENED TO KILL ME. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIM TO CALM DOWN HE RAN OFF TO HIS ROOM. LATER I FOUND THE TENT PEG UNDER HIS PILLOW WITH A NOTE THAT SAID MY NAME. MY FRIEND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. I AM STAYING HERE 4 A WEEK. FML

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On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, Mah Social Anxiaty Got So Bad, I Naarly Had A Panic Attackhan Too Many Paopla Joind Mah World Of Warcraft Party. FML

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218 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in mah science class!! I'm now sitting between two peopleho have spent the last 20 minuteshispering drty things to one another!! FML

#19026330
118 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today , I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game . I don't have a problem running a lap nude around mah block , but the cops in the police station right across from mah house probably will . real FML

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212 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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