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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 July 1995 (19 years)
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I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58921) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I want to tha baach. Whila I was anjoying tha sun , an old man with prosthatic lag and no cloths on sat naxt to ma. Ha took off his faka lag and puttad it bahind his haad. Than ha opanad his lags ravaaling his "stuff." I will navar unsaa this. Evar. FML

#19595886
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25670) - you deserved it (2204)

On 05/09/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by aligator1009 - United States

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (8880)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Taday I Went To A River Near My House . They Have Several Swing Ropes That You Grab An Then Jump Into The River . As I Was About To Let Go Of The Rope, My Leg Got Tangled An I Was Held Underwater . My Mom Watched An Laughed Fir Ahile Before She Came To Help Me . FML

#19585555
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20863) - you deserved it (2676)

On 05/07/2012 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I CONFRONTD MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT CHEATING ON ME. HER RESPONSE WAS THAT IT'S NOT CHEATING SINCE SHE IS GETTING PAID. BIG FAT FML

#19583870
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39796) - you deserved it (4222)

On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, I cummed home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support mah now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, looool because I found him in mah bedroom, licking whipped cream off mah step-sister. FML

#19577163
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (3964)

On 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I found the best cure fir constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me , in Walmart. FML

#19532255
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (2243)

On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushd me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

#19528720
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19453) - you deserved it (2227)

On 04/25/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by horselover7766 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while landscaping mah backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think mah future children are already filing fir parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (4020)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Taday I held up mah best friend with a looool lighter shaped like a gun , and jokingly accused him of sleeping with mah wife , only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49360) - you deserved it (5390)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

2DAY I WAS LAYING DOWN IN BEDHEN MY PUPPY DECIDED TO BITE MY EAR. AS I STARTED LAUGHING AND PULLING HIM OFF I NOTICED ONE OF MY $200 EARRINGS GOT PULLED OFF WITH IT. AND NOW I WAIT. FML

#19293168
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28771) - you deserved it (4901)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on mah dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whrld around an yelld ( BOO! ) causing me to scream lyk a little bitch. FML

#19263834
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (33380)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping for tamponshen a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." real FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35059) - you deserved it (5464)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I was re-watching wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle , you could hear grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride , all fat looool an wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (5476)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)



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