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by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by greenchan / 02/25/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Disney / 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by lifesux / 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
by Randall / 01/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I spent the first day of the new year helping out at an old folks home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Earnie; an 83 year old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML
by Username / 01/01/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Username / 12/23/2010 at 9:48am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 2:54am / United States / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you…