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  • Town/Country : stuarts draft, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About hellz_baby : im not single and from VA if u r too search me up on fbook! names brittany reynolds:D

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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24428) - you deserved it (4462)

On 01/21/2011 at 4:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Monaco

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

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110 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74330) - you deserved it (10289)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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