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About hellz_baby : im not single and from VA if u r too search me up on fbook! names brittany reynolds:D

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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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On 01/21/2011 at 4:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Monaco

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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