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hellryu

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hellryu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hellryu : That's my pug in my profile picture, him and I are chilling people who get on FML just for shits and giggles.

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hellryu's favorite FMLs

Today, mah boyfriend and I r on camping vacation. On mah way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65194) - you deserved it (6603)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my grandma walked into my house drunk . She was mumbling something about her being a badas cuz she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar . She's 68 years old . FML

#20804067
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39359) - you deserved it (3840)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by dareyale (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look ( natural. ) I think I'm going to hell. FML

#20697165
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30487) - you deserved it (33517)

On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daugter finally gave brt to twin boys. Se informed me tat se named tem Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

#20194616
256 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discoverd my son, who has recently movd out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wantd the new Pokemon game, and ( compromises had to be made ). fat FML

#20122132
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21935) - you deserved it (2769)

On 10/18/2012 at 4:33am - kids - by anon - Australia

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving brth to her frst litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35796) - you deserved it (4858)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the dentist. During mah check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21241) - you deserved it (2588)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY CAR BROKE DOWN BECAUSE SOMEONE STUCK A DILDO IN THE TAIL PIPE. I'D PARKED IN MY DRIVEWAY. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29160) - you deserved it (3032)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41414) - you deserved it (13707)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today... dog got his head stuck in a container... panickd... and shat himself all over the living room.

#16895004
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (3796)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33781) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States



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