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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 December 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2719
  • Number of comments : 863
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About hellraisedfire : You probably are looking at my profile because you read some sarcastic comment of mine that went way over your head. I apologize, I have the tendency to assume that not everyone on this site is completely mentally inept.

Audis are my day-to-day thing. My primary driver is a blacked out 2010 S4, and I cycle through RS5s, R8s, and S7s. I also have a couple motorcycles, as well as a Ford Raptor.

I'm a mechanical engineer. I have green eyes with a red ring around them. I have seven tattoos. I'm also from Sweden (previously Germany), but I currently work in America. I love the cold, skiing, and cooking. I like little black dresses.

If you're capable of getting past the sarcasm, send me a message.

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