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About hellraisedfire : I have two Audis. A blacked out 2010 S4, as well as a 2014 Black Optic rs5. I also have a custom blue Suzuki Katana with a Vance and Hines exhaust. Anything with an engine is basically my life.

I'm a mechanical engineer. I have green eyes with a red ring around them. I have seven tattoos. I'm also originally from Sweden, but I currently work in America. I love the cold, skiing, and cooking.

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