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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12838) - you deserved it (33659)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29357) - you deserved it (2918)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm - money - by pvtcab (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

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