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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2375
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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hellphone's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

#18121591
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35558) - you deserved it (3479)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62503) - you deserved it (5007)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

#18118791
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (3505)

On 10/31/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Hollywoodanonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48637) - you deserved it (9375)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43138) - you deserved it (23944)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

#18103074
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24728) - you deserved it (6415)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:01pm - money - by nocostumeforme (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18607) - you deserved it (33288)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

#18080163
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19632) - you deserved it (31290)

On 10/26/2011 at 12:14pm - money - by Pimaan - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

#18030723
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30800) - you deserved it (2225)

On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

#17970324
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29333) - you deserved it (4039)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:47pm - money - by ipodless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36521) - you deserved it (4631)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

#17948553
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35718) - you deserved it (5839)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

#17928398
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (3798)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

#17919933
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11541) - you deserved it (31988)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

#17911577
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (2603)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm - money - by pvtcab (man) - United States (Ohio)



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