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Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

#21277056
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48024) - you deserved it (3429)

On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34272) - you deserved it (2845)

On 09/07/2014 at 12:52am - health - by SymmetricalPizzaFace (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

#21249416
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50892) - you deserved it (4090)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend simply saying "I'm eating a hot dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44928) - you deserved it (14003)

On 05/31/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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