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Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

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167 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

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On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States



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