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helloimclaudia
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1315
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About helloimclaudia : About me:
I'm a eighteen year old girl from The Netherlands. I speak Dutch, English, a little bit of French and a little bit of German. One of my goals is learning Spanish.
Right now, I'm in the fifth, and last, class of high school. (For the dutch people, 5 havo.) You could say that I'm in senior year.

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helloimclaudia's favorite FMLs

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (23688)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

#19318105
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6288) - you deserved it (46556)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31986) - you deserved it (55880)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (2926)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

#17688285
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31924) - you deserved it (3090)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

#17679338
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7005) - you deserved it (49065)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24741) - you deserved it (11257)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39858) - you deserved it (2822)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37552) - you deserved it (5687)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40954) - you deserved it (2931)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13544) - you deserved it (35004)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

#14895762
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10906) - you deserved it (45498)

On 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

#14585832
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31657) - you deserved it (7325)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118947) - you deserved it (16046)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)



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