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  • Town/Country : The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 405
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About helloimclaudia : About me:
I'm a sixteen year old girl from The Netherlands. I speak Dutch, English, a little bit of French and a little bit of German. One of my goals is learning Spanish.
Right now, I'm in the fourth class of high school. (For the dutch people, 4 vwo.) You could say that I'm in sophomore year.
Right now, I'm thinking about studying genetics. I'm really interested in this topic.

Just to learn a bit of Dutch for you all:
hallo - hello
doei - bye
mijn naam is ... - my name is ...

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Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49196) - you deserved it (11026)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14171) - you deserved it (43035)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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