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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 532
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About helloimclaudia : About me:
I'm a seventeen year old girl from The Netherlands. I speak Dutch, English, a little bit of French and a little bit of German. One of my goals is learning Spanish.
Right now, I'm in the fourth class of high school. (For the dutch people, 4 havo.) You could say that I'm in sophomore year.
Right now, I'm thinking about studying genetics. I'm really interested in this topic.

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Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (3283) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
527 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29994) - you deserved it (53385)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22061) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24402) - you deserved it (11185)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38373) - you deserved it (2717)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (5487)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39287) - you deserved it (2832)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13185) - you deserved it (34316)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

#14895762
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10139) - you deserved it (43681)

On 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

#14585832
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30614) - you deserved it (7170)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112078) - you deserved it (15211)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23035) - you deserved it (15212)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14402) - you deserved it (36274)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

#10707019
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28681) - you deserved it (12339)

On 05/23/2010 at 3:29am - work - by Around - United States (Florida)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42084) - you deserved it (11903)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version



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