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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today.. . I got prostate examination fir the first time . Now I can't decide what's worse.. . the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger.. . or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know . FML

#2715001
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66576) - you deserved it (6357)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub !! I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified !! FML

#2656270
131 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML

#1930454
215 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today I found out ma grandmoter passed away. Wen I told ma boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring e said "you're getting ma bed wet " rolled over and fell asleep. FML

#1631844
242 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by JessBaby (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opend my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second I realizd she was talking to my cat. FML

#1399688
152 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 5:50pm - animals - by Tragic (woman) - United States (Missouri)

YESTERDAY, I AD TO RE-TAKE AN OUR LONG MRI SCAN BECAUSE I GOT AN ERECTION MIDWAY TROUG. FML

#1051780
163 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a parakeet 4 my kids. When I got home an presented it to looool them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows an doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
108 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a rd light. I lookd over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to mah window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey grl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up 4 it in sped and stamina." She lookd over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

#239452
86 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH VERY RELIGIOUS GRANDMOTHER WALKED IN ON ME MASTURBATING !! SHE'S SENDING ME TO BIBLE CAMP !! FML

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125 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I WAS TRYING ON LINGERIE IN THE DRESSING ROOM OF VICTORIA’S SECRET WITH MY BOYFRIEND NEXT TO ME. I TOLD MY HIM IN A SEDUCTIVE... PLAYFUL TONE “YOU CAN STAY AN WATCH IF YOU GIVE ME A PIECE OF YUR GUM.” HE SAID “NO I ONLY HAVE THREE MORE” AN LEFT THE ROOM. FML

#45949
80 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)



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