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hellogoodbye1996
  • Town/Country : United states
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1122
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61384) - you deserved it (5804)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

#1930454
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by JessBaby (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 5:50pm - animals - by Tragic (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
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On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)



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