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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I Told Mah Boyfriend I Was Pregnant. While I Was Asleep, He Drew A Face On Mah Stomach Andhen I Woke Up He Was Talking To It. He Said It Would Be Less Wierd If He Was Talking To Mah Stomach With A Face On It, Representing The Baby. According To Him, Our Child Is Going To Have A Mustache. FML

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On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today,hile out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clerely he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." big fat FML

#10707989
188 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

fifteen minute after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that your smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick looool out of your mouth and then it's good if u have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

#9643258
106 comments

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On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me . My seven year old responded, 'I'll love u forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can u wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

#6727065
104 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse diiele secretly watcing porn rigten your mom walks in. FML

#6501664
91 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by nickyy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was sereching the Internet. They watchd me google "chronic itchy anus". fat FML

#6287129
98 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I walkd into ma bedroom an realizd I really needd to clean it. As I startd to pick everyting up off of te floor... I trippd over a soe... slippd on a water bottle... pulld down ma soe rack an landd in ma armoire. My room is now dirtier tan it was wen I startd. FML

#5573179
37 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 8:56pm - misc - by QuestionMyLife - United States (Kansas)

Today, I ran into my parent bedroom after I heard my name andhat sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parent were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to fine the key to the handcuffs. FML

#5109294
120 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly nieghbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565
120 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

TODAY , I WAS SNUGGLING IN BD WITH GIRLFRIEND. SHE WAS DEPRESSD , SO I COMPLIMENTD HER STRONG LEGS , SAYING THEY WERE "LIKE A HORSE." I SPENT THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF TRYING TO STOP HER CRYING. FML

#3517987
194 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Seabiscuit (man) - United States (New York)

Today... at lifeguard class... I played a victimhile mah peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down... I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

#3271305
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60881) - you deserved it (9188)

On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)



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