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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
by calidumbass / 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by clumsy / 01/04/2011 at 10:47am / Health
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML
by legwarmer / 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by ahhhboys / 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm / Romania / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States / Health
by clitorasaurus / 08/21/2010 at 2:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
by XxMe123xx / 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm / Intimacy
- Today, I went over to the house of the girl I just started dating. "She" opened the door and took… Today, I drove an hour to take my gf to a restaurant she wanted to try. After the food arrived, she… Today, I met this really cute guy. We danced, talked and hit it off very well. He told me he was 28…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…