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hellogoodbye1996
  • Town/Country : United states
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1123
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About hellogoodbye1996 : Someday I will overcome my struggles

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Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

#20181345
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On 11/27/2012 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I decided to give blood for the first time in my life. As an 18-year-old, 5'1", 110lb woman, I guess I shouldn't have been allowed there, much less permitted to leave the room to get some food. I ended up passing out in the middle of the dining hall. FML

Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML

#20070089
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On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

#20056354
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On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

#19569891
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On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

#19569891
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On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

#19315515
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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172 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
110 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

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