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About hellobobismyname : Well my name isn't Bob, but you can call me that. I was named after a Lord of the Rings character and I'm afraid you won't be able to pronounce it anyway.

I enjoy a number of things: Broadway productions/musicals (Les Miserables, Moulin Rouge, etc), cheese cake, literature, writing, and therefore proper grammar. Try to use it while addressing me.

PS: This is FML, not a dating website, so please do not make a fool out of yourself by hitting on me. Thanks!

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