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About hellobobismyname : Well my name isn't Bob, but you can call me that. I was named after a Lord of the Rings character and I'm afraid you won't be able to pronounce it anyway.
I enjoy a number of things: Broadway productions/musicals (Les Miserables, Moulin Rouge, etc), cheese cake, literature, writing, and therefore proper grammar. Try to use it while addressing me.
PS: This is FML, not a dating website, so please do not make a fool out of yourself by hitting on me. Thanks!
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Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML