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  • Number of visits : 858
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hellnosucka : if you like my profile, here's a cookie for you 🍪
now leave and never come back.

(message me and I will crush your heart).

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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hellnosucka's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
190 comments

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

#21080766
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33352) - you deserved it (26653)

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