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hellbilly205
  • Town/Country : Fort Campbell, Somewhere
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2441
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hellbilly205 : Army guy just living for myself trying to get ahead in life love my job an i aint got no worries

I gotta dig bick
You that read wrong
That awkward when you realized you read the second sentence wrong
and when in your mind you put "moment" after awkward. Classic.


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On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML

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On 12/21/2011 at 6:36pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

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154 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
195 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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On 10/24/2011 at 6:07am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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On 10/22/2011 at 11:32am - misc - by Hair Fail - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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232 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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183 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML

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330 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you deserved it (2795)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)



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