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Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)
Today, I wolf whistled at a girl. I soon realized this wasn't the best idea I've had, as not only did she give me a look of complete and utter disgust, she also sent a very big man running in my direction. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:03pm - misc - by ThisIsDCG - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 11:35am - money - by cul8erqtpie20 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 11:07am - work - by sparkx555 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 9:57am - health - by fatandsad (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States
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