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  • Number of visits : 2725
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hellbilly205 : Army guy just living for myself trying to get ahead in life love my job an i aint got no worries

I gotta dig bick
You that read wrong
That awkward when you realized you read the second sentence wrong
and when in your mind you put "moment" after awkward. Classic.


Goodbye now and thanks for reading

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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

#18896418
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (3836)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21675) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17147) - you deserved it (6544)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

#18797635
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22593) - you deserved it (2073)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18193) - you deserved it (26230)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

#18742330
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28049) - you deserved it (2224)

On 01/08/2012 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

#18741801
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19546) - you deserved it (9578)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22103) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37169) - you deserved it (2083)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31261) - you deserved it (3707)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

#18696209
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (4133)

On 01/03/2012 at 11:35am - money - by cul8erqtpie20 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML

Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML

#18695783
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22009) - you deserved it (8803)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:57am - health - by fatandsad (woman) - United States (New York)



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