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and when in your mind you put "moment" after awkward. Classic.
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Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)
Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States
Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
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