About hellbilly205 : Army guy just living for myself trying to get ahead in life love my job an i aint got no worries
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Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by itshilarious - United States (New York)
Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia
Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States
Today, while babysitting, one of the boys fell on an exposed pipe and broke it. It spewed water five feet into the air, spread water across four rooms, and completely soaked another of the boys. Their parents had only left fifteen minutes before. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 12:49am - kids - by CamoElla - United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States
Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
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Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by whyme (woman) - United States (New York)
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