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  • Number of visits : 2666
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hellbilly205 : Army guy just living for myself trying to get ahead in life love my job an i aint got no worries

I gotta dig bick
You that read wrong
That awkward when you realized you read the second sentence wrong
and when in your mind you put "moment" after awkward. Classic.


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Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22937) - you deserved it (17278)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

#19522593
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23372) - you deserved it (1760)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

#19521815
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6657) - you deserved it (24568)

On 04/24/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by monkeycannon7 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13467) - you deserved it (48335)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

#19514212
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22191) - you deserved it (1785)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

#19499444
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11201) - you deserved it (17853)

On 04/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by rabbitoncocaine (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

#19495947
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17398) - you deserved it (3331)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by noooo!!! - United States

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise. And the amount I got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

#19488573
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18462) - you deserved it (1998)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:49am - work - by Disgruntled (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

#19486401
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21274) - you deserved it (1633)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

#19478782
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5293) - you deserved it (27723)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

#19473815
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24055) - you deserved it (2306)

On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

#19472995
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37629) - you deserved it (2734)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

#19472127
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7835) - you deserved it (28350)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
581 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13035) - you deserved it (53992) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

#19457923
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9694) - you deserved it (33037)

On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)



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