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hellbilly205

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hellbilly205

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3684
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hellbilly205 : Army guy just living for myself trying to get ahead in life love my job an i aint got no worries

I gotta dig bick
You that read wrong
That awkward when you realized you read the second sentence wrong
and when in your mind you put "moment" after awkward. Classic.


Goodbye now and thanks for reading

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38690) - you deserved it (5542)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20415) - you deserved it (53967)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14964) - you deserved it (34148)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60580) - you deserved it (12646)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

#16382753
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35326) - you deserved it (4395)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

#16382753
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35326) - you deserved it (4395)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
480 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15282) - you deserved it (87777)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25510) - you deserved it (53486)

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