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  • Number of visits : 3010
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hellbilly205 : Army guy just living for myself trying to get ahead in life love my job an i aint got no worries

I gotta dig bick
You that read wrong
That awkward when you realized you read the second sentence wrong
and when in your mind you put "moment" after awkward. Classic.


Goodbye now and thanks for reading

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Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

#17429478
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29329) - you deserved it (5398)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

#17427726
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36192) - you deserved it (4518)

On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58147) - you deserved it (5823)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58147) - you deserved it (5823)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58147) - you deserved it (5823)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

#17410758
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31118) - you deserved it (12166)

On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

#17336031
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (3271)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (35019)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

#17310535
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31858) - you deserved it (2807)

On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States

Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

#17310535
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31858) - you deserved it (2807)

On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (9730)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

#17283376
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (2865)

On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

#17280926
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22523) - you deserved it (7866)

On 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm - misc - by supergirl7 - United States (Illinois)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12354) - you deserved it (56635)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52061) - you deserved it (6197)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)



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