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Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States
Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm - misc - by supergirl7 - United States (Illinois)
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Stacy Dee - United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States
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