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About hellbilly205 : Army guy just living for myself trying to get ahead in life love my job an i aint got no worries
I gotta dig bick
You that read wrong
That awkward when you realized you read the second sentence wrong
and when in your mind you put "moment" after awkward. Classic.
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Friday 24 July 2015