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hellbilly205
  • Town/Country : Fort Campbell, Somewhere
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2447
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hellbilly205 : Army guy just living for myself trying to get ahead in life love my job an i aint got no worries

I gotta dig bick
You that read wrong
That awkward when you realized you read the second sentence wrong
and when in your mind you put "moment" after awkward. Classic.


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On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

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On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

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On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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On 05/01/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by BoomHeadshot (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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On 04/30/2012 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by lowlife123 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
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On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML

#19543754
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I agree, your life sucks (15551) - you deserved it (2230)

On 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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287 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

#19535825
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16937) - you deserved it (3649)

On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

#19532627
193 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML

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88 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 10:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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105 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 12:50am - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - Sweden

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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148 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 8:08pm - love - by nofrickenway - United States (Virginia)



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